It's our April social! There will be beer! There will be chat! What more could you ask for?

Seriously, tell us what more you want — we're sizing up alternative venues and we need data.

But for the time being at least, come to Marble's bar at 57 Thomas Street, where we will be gathered around the big upstairs table ready to challenge your preconceptions, or at least just bicker sympathetically about whatever's annoying you this month.